Man Arrested For Skinning, Cooking & Eating Cats

This story is so gross even I won't make a pussy joke. A 35 year old California man is behind bars after being arrested for skinning cats alive, cooking and finally eating them.

Deputy District Attorney Michael Yraceburn refused to comment on the case, but did confirm to The Sun, that Jason Louis Wilmert (35), was using the cats as a food source. Gross!

Apparently neighbors did hear shrieks from the cat(s) and reported smelling something awful. That something awful was the smell of cat flesh being cooked. No word as where the cats came from or what he paired them with.