Surprisingly enough, this story is not about Chrissy Monroe!  A Pennsylvania man was busted after he allegedly tried to steal some ribs by shoving the meat down his pants. 

 

Donald Noone was caught doing the same thing back on May 22nd, at the same freakin' store!  The New York Daily News is reporting that Noone has a history of public drunkeness, and now a history of shoving meat down his pants!

People do lots of dumb things when drunk, but shoving cold meat down your pants is one of the dumbest!  Usually drunk guys are trying to get in your pants, not shove a rack of ribs down their own!