Man Caught Riding Bike and Fondling Himself on U of M Campus

This has Chris Monroe written all over it. Chris is walking, running and riding his bike all over town, claiming to be getting in shape. Clearly the only thing he is 'getting' is himself off!

University of Michigan campus police arrested a man Monday, who was allegedly riding a bike with his shorts down and touching himself. If that is all true, this clown should be in the circus. Think about it, riding your bike and giving yourself a handy? That is some talent there.

The bike rider, was also in possession of drugs. The man was just visiting and was released pending authorization of a warrant. Way to go Chrissy.