You cannot even make this stuff up. I have heard of a needle in a hay stack, but (butt) never the tale of three needles in a butt. I think, I mean I know - I would much rather search the hay stack. Am I right?

A Florida man who was arrested on a previous drug charge, had quite an excuse when officers found syringes inside of his butt. Wesley Scott, 40, simply told authorities the needles were NOT his. WTF?

What is even more bizarre is Scott also told police he did not know how the needles got there. Say what? I am talking about three needles inside of this guys butt and he does not know how they got there? Again, WTF?

Maybe ignorance is truly bliss? Wesley Scott is being held on $5000 bond.