Man Cuts Off Dad’s Penis, Then His Own

Now this is ri-dick-ulous! A Malaysian man cut off his Dad's penis with a knife, then cut his own off. According to reports, he did this due to false religious beliefs he read on the internet.

The story goes, the 40-year-old son and attacker, returned home to tell his parents about an impending doomsday. Allegedly he needed to make his father cry in order to channel his spirit. This whole thing is whack, or should I say 'whacked off'!

The penis of the cutter, and the penis of his 67-year-old father were reattached. The son is in stable condition physically and his father remains in intensive care. If they were not able to reattach it, this clown could of been known as 'The 40-year-old Va-Guyna'.