Man Found Near Cemetery Wearing Hair Scrunchie Around His Penis
The freaks come out at night is right! A California man was arrested last Friday night near a cemetery wearing some unusual things. Especially on his privates!
Shawn Batie was found wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a G-string, socks and a hair scrunchie around his junk. Guys if you are not sure what a “scrunchie” is, it’s basically a ponytail holder for girls hair. It’s not a good look for hair, let alone a penis!
This is a shocker (NOT), drugs were involved. Batie was allegedly under the influence of methamphetamines.
Police Officers and Fashion Police were both called to the scene.
Yep, he was arrested.