A Maryland man was literally super glued to a Walmart toilet seat.  I have asked this before and will again, WHO SITS ON PUBLIC TOILETS?

According to The "Cecil Whig" newspaper the man was the victim of a prank.  Really?  Thanks f or figuring that out for us! Duh! Pranking!

Obviously someone put super glue all over the toilet seat.  This glue was legit because the seat had to be unbolted and the guy was taken to the hospital with the seat attached.  Can you imagine? Just think of all the customers staring at him when they brought him out!

As if public bathrooms are not grody enough.  Here is one more thing to worry about!

He should of went to K-Mart!