I really don't have one irrational phobia, more just a general fear of dying.  But I get why some people are afraid of snakes, or heights, or spiders, or anything that can kill you.  I do not understand why someone would be afraid of puppies though.  Unless of course you were worried about cute poisoning, which I'm pretty sure isn't real.

 

This dude is HUGE!  How can he be so afraid of something so little and so adorable?  Don't get me wrong, I'm sure he's acting it up due to the camera, but there is something fundamentally wrong with this dude.  It's from a show on Animal Planet and I'm sure it's filled with people just a kooky as Marvin.