Man Tells Clerk He is Stealing Beer & Gives Directions so Police Can Find Him

Is there such a thing as an honest thief?  This clown may be the first.

A Utah man is in trouble after he told a 7 Eleven employee he was going to steal beer, grabbed the beer and then told the clerk where to send police to get him.

WTF?  I think that he was doing it wrong.

It gets better.  According to Desert News, the unidentified 29 year old was waiting for cops in a nearby park.   When an officer arrived the dope challenged him to a fight.

The man was taken into custody after a quick struggle.

Now he can honestly say he is going to jail!