I am not a cat person, but I would certainly never put one in a microwave.  Last July Paul Henry, 45 put his friends cat in a microwave while left alone in his buddies apartment.  Not only did this wacko kill the cat,  he wrote a message on the wall that read "Menu Fried Cat".

That is not all, this clown also sent a text message to his girlfriend according to The Sun.  The text read "Just Cooking Andy's cat in microwave, be two minutes".  WTF?  Apparently this idiot was high on liquid amphetamine.  As far as I am concerned that is no excuse.

The cat cooker will spend six months in jail.  After that, it is up to you to protect your own pussy from this idiot.