Man Who Had Sex With Miniature Donkey Wants Donkey Back

You have got to be kidding me? Carlos R. Romero, 31, is accused of having sex with a 21-month-old miniature donkey named Doodle. As if that is not sick enough, Romero is actually asking the court to give him back his donkey.

Clearly this is no shame in this a-holes game. At his first court appearance, Romero told the judge, quote:

"I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her."

Romero, a farm hand in Florida, was arrested after the owner of the farm, saw him having sex with Doodle the donkey in his room. In his room? WTF? Romero admitted to having intimate contact with the donkey, but claims no intercourse. I think it's clear who the real jack-ass is here, and his name is not Doodle!

Source: Ocala.com