Clearly this man likes things with "holes". Michigan resident and sheep raper, Jeff Haynes (48) was recently arrested for stealing donuts. Haynes has a criminal past dating back to a 2005 arrest for sodomizing sheep. Classy guy.

The Battle Creek Enquirer is reporting that Haynes was found by officers in a stockyard with a box of stolen donuts and a danish. WTF?  Haynes was sentenced to three years and 10 months to 19 years and two months after pleading no contest.

What a creeper!