Move over, "hide yo wife, hide yo kids" guy. There's a new, local news internet sensation in town.

At some point in the past 5 years, local news teams everywhere realized that they never get the national spotlight for doing a great job. No, their recognition comes in small doses at their least favorite moments, like when an anchor lady's boob accidentally falls out of her top, or your traffic reporter accidentally draws a giant schlong on the telestrater thing.

However, another sure-fire way to get your newscast in front of millions is to find the most charismatic, hilarious, or unusual person to recap a series of events for you in an interview. Enter Michelle Dobyne.

The woman, speaking to Tulsa, Oklahoma's News on 6, describes the events that led to her discovery of the fire at Casa Linda Apartments. Her ability to breathe life into an otherwise boring conversation is remarkable. Seriously, we would pay money to listen to her doing a commentary track on something like 'Making a Murderer.' She had us at, "I said whaaaaat?"

Also, she may be Tracy Morgan's long-lost sister. Just listen to her say "on fire."

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