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Michigan Janitor Offers Students Money to Beat Up a Fourth Grader

A janitor working for a Michigan school district was fired earlier this week because officials say she offered a couple of students money to beat up a fourth grader.

According to reports, a student attending Campus Elementary School in Grand Rapids allegedly made derogatory comments to a janitor that was working in the cafeteria at the time. However, instead of ignoring the student’s behavior, she approached two other students and offered them $1 to beat the kid up. Man, who says a dollar doesn’t buy anything these days.

Unfortunately for the janitor, someone overheard the ass-beating-for-hire pitch and reported it to the office. A representative for the school says that the janitor admitted to her role in the incident and was terminated immediately thereafter.

Perhaps the janitor should have paid the other students for their silence.

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