Well, I guess that is one way to quit smoking! A Trenton, Michigan man was allegedly sitting in his vehicle, in a park, sucking on a dildo. A citizen spotted this bizarre act and called 911.

Police responded and the citizen pointed the car out. Sgt. Steve Allen approached the vehicle and did see a flesh colored dildo on the passenger seat. The police report states, the officer then asked the man what he was doing, the man replied:

'Sucking on a dildo, I'm sorry'

All righty then! From there, the man allegedly admitted to having a problem with sex toys. The problem appears to be, keeping them out of his mouth! The dildo suckers name was not released, but he was arrested for disorderly conduct. Suck on that!