'Well gee officer, I couldn't remember to put on pants, but I did remember to put my drugs in the car.' When Juan Hernandez was pulled over he could have said something like that - but he did not. What he said is way better!

Hernandez, 20, was pulled over in Midland County’s Mount Haley Township for suspicious driving and an equipment failure. When police approached the vehicle they could see Juan was not wearing pants. So what do you tell an officer of the law in this situation? This clown said he was masturbating, then said he was not. Christ on a cracker. It may be unclear as to what was actually going on inside of the car - but what is crystal clear are the drugs police found. Shocker. Hernandez had cocaine and marijuana. Still no sign of his pants.

Midland County Jail
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