Apparently, authorities in Michigan are not well versed on Crowley’s concept of “Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.”

That’s because over the weekend, police arrested several people at the Battle Creek Masonic Center after responding to a call about a possible fight in progress. However, when officers arrived, what they found was not a fight at all, but a wild orgy complete with sex, drugs and a camera crew.

Michigan police say that when they walked into the Masonic Temple, they found what they could only describe as an out of control “drug fuel sex party” where couples were engaged in lewd acts and drug activity, with a bunch of naked women running around. Think Stanley Kubrick’s ‘Eyes Wide Shut’.

An investigation into the Masonic sex scene uncovered that the facility had been rented by the group for a dance party. The Masonic Lodge has reportedly cancelled reservations for future parties.

Our only question is why would anyone call the police on this? It sounds like one hell of a Labor Day weekend party to us.