I don't understand why everybody has to have their wedding picture taken in front of a body of water, but it seems like everyone does. Being around water is basically a disaster waiting to happen, as shown in this video.

When my brother got married we had to take pictures by a lake, but instead of falling in, we had to walk through at least 100 yards of duck crap.  And it wasn't like you could walk around it, it was 300 feet plus of unavoidable doo doo.  Luckily, I was drunk enough  not to care.

This picture looks like it was destined for failure from the get go.  That dock is obviously not suitable to put 12 people on.   And I'm not saying anyone up there is fat, but they all look like full sized people.  Terrible decision.