Contact Us

Michigan Woman Sentenced to Jail for Biting a Woman’s Finger Off Over 50 Cents

Finger Biter
iStockphoto

We’ve heard of biting the hand that feeds you, but we’ve never heard of someone biting off another person’s finger simply because they did not feed them enough.

Earlier this week, a Michigan woman was sentenced to six months in jail for biting off another woman’s finger over a measly 50 cents and a couple of cigarettes. On Monday, in addition to jail time, the judge ordered 47-year-old Senta Staffney to take part in community service work as well as personal counseling in hopes of reforming this razor lip lady back into a productive, and less Hannibal Lector-style, member of society.

Staffney pleaded no contest, which we suspect was due to fact that the victim likely showed up in the courtroom with only four fingers on one of her hands. Something tells us that Staffney may have not had any of her wisdom teeth at the time of the incident – if she had, she might have made smarter choices.

Reports show that the nail biting incident – scratch that – the finger biting incident took place when Staffney agreed to sell another woman two cigarettes for $1. However, Staffney attacked the woman when she refused to give her an additional 50 cents more than what was originally agreed upon.

More from Banana

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://banana1015.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on Flint's Rock Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Please solve this simple math problem to prove that you are a real person.

Register on Flint's Rock Radio quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!