A black, tar-like substance that has yet to-be identified is falling from the sky and sticking to everything in Harrison Township.

One neighborhood is being peppered with a black substance, that is reportedly not bird poop. It's coating houses, cars, driveways, and just about everything else without a roof over its head. Both the fire department and the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality (MDEQ) have been unable to identify the substance, and residents are concerned that it could be a health hazard. Many are also asking who's going to clean this stuff up.

The neighborhood's close proximity to Selfridge Air Base had some speculating that aircrafts could be the culprit (see below if you're not connecting the dots on that theory), but officials claim that is not the case. So what the hell is causing this black rain? Maybe one of them should eat a bunch of it and see if they turn into Venom. Just kidding -- do not do that!

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