Hey look it's a shark fin, I mean a penis.

An unidentified naked man gave shark spectators more than they bargained for when he jumped into a shark tank. The man was recorded swimming with the sharks as onlookers watched in disbelief.

Surprisingly enough, he got away. Apparently a woman handed him clothes once he was out of the water. He left wearing shoes and jeans. I can't believe no one was able to catch and or stop him for questioning. According to reports the man seemed calm, cool and collected. Oh brother. What would possess someone to pull a stunt like this? NOT tequila - or trust me, I would have been in a shark tank long ago.