It's Bill S. Preston Esquire!

It could be argued that Bill S. Preston Esquire and Ted Theodore Logan didn't partake in the doobage during their excellent adventure or their bogus journey. Whether or not we saw Wyld Stallyns getting baked on screen, there's no doubt they were clam-baking that phone booth with So-crates, Bob Genghis Khan and Rufus. As kick ass as 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' was back in the day, I think we're all dreading the unnecessary, yet still currently in-the-works, sequel.