In Rib Mountain, Wisconsin the Ninja Turtle Bandit is on the run.  Early Monday morning the Ninja Turtle Bandit and an accomplice robbed a local Wendy's restaurant.  The duo tied up 2 employees with duct tape and made off with an undisclosed amount of cash. 

The Marathon County Sheriff's department released a picture depicting the bandit.  Maybe it's just me but this picture is about as useless as they get.  They could have just drawn a stick figure or taken a picture of a real turtle to accomplish the same goal.  Check out the full story at io9.com.