This is funny as hell, even though there is no video to go with the hilarious voicemail message.  You can picture it in your head and just see the carnage.  It makes it even better that it's just some random redneck describing everything. 

I can only imagine how many time my mom wanted to beat me with a bible.  This granny actually did it.  Thank you random redneck for being a jerk and not getting out to help for this gave me a laugh!