Being old has to be so much fun.  You can do whatever the hell you want, and blame it on being confused and senile.  Being old is pretty much a get out of jail free card.  Check out this geezer take detailing the car to crazy new levels.

I really can't blame Gramps, because cleaning the inside of the car sucks.  There is always that mystery gunk in the cup holders, crap under the seat, and more loose change than Coinstar can take at one time.  Or maybe he's not trying to clean the car, maybe he's trying to get rid of the blood.