The idea of getting old doesn't scare me at all. I mean, saggy breasts that droop from my chest, "purtneer" down all the way to my nest...wait WTF did she just say?

I like this song actually, especially the part about chicken neck, and if you look closely around the 2:19 mark, it seems as if the lady in the purple has on a sheer dress with no bra! BONUS! The yodeling in the field, the choreography, the swimsuit portion...there is nothing about this video that doesn't scream awesome. It's gotta scream it, because these ladies are probably too old to hear regular talking.

I love old dudes (Paul Rodgers or Craig Ferguson could win me in a heartbeat), so I'm sure there are plenty of people who love older ladies.

More From Banana 101.5