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One Guy Gets Two DUIs at the Same McDonald’s in One Night

I’m sure the third shift workers of McDonald’s have seen a ton of crazy things considering their food usually seems way better after a night of drinking than any other time.  One man in New York wanted Mickey D’s food so bad that not even getting arrested could stop him from his craving.

Zachary Boynton of Oneonta, NY was first taken into custody last Sunday around 1 a.m. when he drove into the back of the car in front of him in the drive through.  The police found him to be three times over the legal limit, but he was released a few hours later to a sober driver who took him home.  At around 5 a.m. the police had to go back to the very same McDonald’s, this time because he crashed his car into the building!  He was taken to the hospital, and still never got any food.  I kind of feel sorry for this guy.  I should start a business that buys a ton of McDonald’s food and shows up at the bars to feed the drunkies.

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