#1: Conspiracy Theorists

We are by no means a hard news organization, but there are tragic stories we have to cover from time to time (the Aurora, Colorado Theater Shooting, for example). We understand that a lot of our listeners in Flint don't watch or read the news because it's too damn depressing around here, so we try to bring these stories to those who might otherwise miss them. Whenever there is a mass shooting incident (and there have been a handful this year), there's always a few 'Mericans that are quick to say President Obama is secretly behind the shooting and it's all a part of his master plan to “take our guns away.” Dear sirs, please know that we say this with all due respect, you're all idiots.