#4: People Who Don't Understand Facebook

Nothing gives us more joy than when middle-aged peeps send us messages like, “Who are you and why are you on my page” or “Take this disgusting junk off of my profile.” It seems there is a large portion of old folks that are on Facebook and have no business being there. They don't understand that this isn't Myspace, just because something shows up in your news feed it doesn't mean everyone sees it and thinks it came from you. It usually means your friends shared or commented on it. So sort that out with your friends and leave us out of it, confused old people. You could always just get off of Facebook altogether. Then again, what would we do without pictures of your cats and dinner in our feed?