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Ozzy Osbourne Plans His Funeral

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Ozzy Osbourne recently wrote about what he wants his funeral to be like in his health column for the Sunday Times.  No (more) tears is part of what the rocker requests.

The Oz man wants his funeral to be “a celebration, not a mope fest”.  Ozzy goes on to say:

“I don’t care what they play at my funeral; they can put on a medley of Justin Bieber, Susan Boyle and We Are The Diddymen if it makes ’em happy — but I do want to make sure it’s a celebration, not a mope-fest,”

Bieber?  Really?

I think this is pretty funny though, Osbourne’s article goes on to read:

“I’d also like some pranks maybe the sound of knocking inside the coffin, or a video of me asking my doctor for a second opinion on his diagnosis of ‘death,’” Ozzy’s column continues. “There’ll be no harping on the bad times. I don’t want my funeral to be sad. I want it to be a time to say ‘thanks.’”

Pranks? Talk about putting the FUN back in FUNeral!

Death is hard to talk about for most people, but we all know it’s coming.

What song/music would you want played at your funeral?

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