November 30, 2012 This is one of those things that I don't know how to start, so I'll just come out and say it. Today is my last day working at the Banana, and I want to take the time to show some appreciation to this station, this city, and the people who have made my time here so memorable.
As we all know, drinking makes you temporarily smarter and much more clever. When sauced up, one is typically prone to acts of prolific research, groundbreaking scientific innovations, and intense spiritual discovery. That's why this South Carolina man's very different reaction to intoxication has us completely stumped.
November 29, 2012 Well this is certainly embarrassing. Who dresses up as a Teletubby? Detroit Red Wings prospect Riley Sheahan was pulled over October 29th in Grand Rapids. Sheahan had a blood alcohol level of .30 when tested. At the time of the arrest, he was dressed as Tinky Winky from the Teletubbies.
The members of Black Sabbath may not be the rock miscreants they were in their 20s, but Ozzy Osbourne is fine with that, as it's brought the group back to what initially mattered to them in the first place -- the music. Osbourne spoke with the New Zealand Herald about the differences between the Sabbath of old and what's happening now and how age has brought some perspective.
Doctors are some of the creepiest dudes around. We know they do all this good crap for people, but think about it-- does the good ol' doc really need to be touching our junk for that long during a prostate exam? Is he genuinely worried about that slight pain we've been feeling in our butt? Unfortunately, there are very few times a doctor's weird antics are questioned. That is, until now.
Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin is breathing a little easier, as TMZ reports that the public intoxication charge against him for a JetBlue airline incident has been dropped.
Meet Carrina Suicide, a Suicide Girl from California who loves literature, drinking and being involved in all kinds of debauchery.
Made specifically for the hunter, tailgater, "on the train to work" chugger or just any old drunk uncle, the Enjoi Beer Hunter jacket helps lug around all those bottles and cans of beer.
Okay, so it's been a rough couple of years for our child star turned drunk driving starlet, but why live in the past?
Getting cross-eyed drunk in in an unfamiliar place and then trying to find a suitable designated driver can be a painstaking task. No matter how tough it gets, though, you must always remember the golden rule: A man-eating crocodile will not drive you home.
Bah, humbug! A Canadian Grinch ruined the annual holiday parade for dozens of children last Saturday. The intoxicated 24-year-old man, who hailed from Kingston, was arrested after police received a complaint. Parents informed authorities that this jerk ruined Christmas for their youngsters by walking up and down the parade lines and telling them that Santa Claus doesn't exist.
November 19, 2012 First off, I'm amazed that former W.A.S.P. guitarist Chris Holmes is still alive. Watching this made me laugh my ass off but at the same time I felt a sad thinking that this guy has fallen to this level of garbage. I always wondered what happened to Chris Holmes, now I know.
