April 25, 2014 Nothing like a bunch of drunk idiots running their mouth in the middle of the streets. The first minute or so was pretty boring but then things turned around. You hear glasses breaking and then as the camera pans around, there are fights everywhere.
April 24, 2014 In a last minute decision, notorious Flint City Councilman Eric Mays has decided to run for the state House of Representatives. That's fine and all, but why settle for Schlitz when you can have Heineken? This is why we, in the most serious, non-sarcastic way possible, think he should get in the race to be the next POTUS.
April 22, 2014 Usually if you see a drunk driver, the best thing to do is call the police. Sometimes there just isn't time to wait for the police though. That's what happened in this case, the best thing to do was track down the guy and take away his keys. At any moment this drunk driver could have killed someone. Nice job guy!
April 20, 2014 My favorite part about Easter is all the creepy bunnies that people want to hold their children. If I had a kid, I would make sure every sketchy bunny that I could find got a chance to scare the crap out of it! These are just a HANDFUL of hilarious bunnies who are probably drunk...or stoned. I had a blast coming up with names for these funny bunnies. Side note: Don't ask why I have an old pic of me dressed as an Easter Bunny in a unitard...I'm creepy too!
Queens of the Stone Age have made their share of dark, druggy and downright depressing video clips over the years.
April 8, 2014 I haven't had the spins in a very long time but when I do get them, it's a horrible feeling. I never really thought about why I got them aside from just being hammered. There's actually a little more to it than that. Here's the reason why and a few theories that could help get rid of the spins.
April 7, 2014 Unless you're a kid, you have no reason to mess with a mascot. It's a losing battle. The crowd will always take the mascot's side. Watch as this douche rips of the mascots head and then gets exactly what he deserves.
April 3, 2014 While performing at the 120 Tavern & Music Hall in Marietta, Georgia last week, Faster Pussycat's bass player was so messed up that he fell over while on stage...and he went down hard. I want to laugh at this video but at the same time it's pretty damn sad to see these guys in this condition. Okay I still laughed...pretty hard too.
April 2, 2014 Drinking and driving is never a good idea, but it is certainly not as imbecilic as posting a half-drunken status update to the social media about how you scammed a court ordered breathalyzer for your probation officer to read.
March 31, 2014 An unidentified 66-year-old Livonia man recently stopped at a police station to use the bathroom. Not a spot I would pick to pee while sober, especially not if I was drinking. Well, turns out this guy was drunk!
March 28, 2014 Raise your hand if you have NEVER done anything dumb while drunk? Anyone? I didn't think so. Drinking is often the gateway to bad decisions. For instance, a Romanian man recently swallowed a fork on a drunken bet. Put a fork in this guy, he is DUMB!
March 18, 2014 Some parents are saying a teacher at Hyatt Elementary School in Linden, Michigan may have taken "method teaching" a step too far by giving a class of fifth graders non-alcoholic beer as part of a history lesson.
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