If they were trying to show the best they had to offer, they should've totally had this Aussie babe front and center alongside Danny McBride in that fake Crocodile Dundee trailer. "Now that's a wife." It writes itself, guys.
This is one sure way to tell the cops that you are drunk, failing to complete a cartwheel. After passing out in the drive-thru of a McDonald's, Christopher Bidzinski tried to prove to the cops he was not drunk by doing this.