Pam Anderson To Star As Virgin Mary

Someone who usually does spreads in Playboy will be spreading the gospel this Christmas Season.  Pam Anderson has been cast as the Virgin Mary in a Canadian television special, "A Russell Peters Christmas".   If they need to cast the Three Wise Men, may I suggest Kid Rock, Tommy Lee and Tommy Lee's penis?

I can see Pamela doing the "The Vagina Monologues", but portraying the Virgin Mary?  If Pam's vagina could talk I would be all ears.  She has had her share of some pretty awesome guys.  However, if you think about it, a religious role may not be out of her realm, I am sure that many men saw God while inside her, yelled his name at least...."Oh God, Oh God"!  Let's face it, her body has answered many prayers.

I am not schooled on all things religion, but I think Mary rode into town on a mule or donkey of some sort.  Since Pam is PETA crazy, maybe she will ride in on a giant penis?  Another part for Tommy Lee perhaps?

The Christmas special airs December 1, 2011 in Canada according to SheKnows.com.

Ho ho hoe!