Pervert Crashes Semi Into Sex Store, Steals $800 Toy

This is beyond weird.  Police in Ohio are on the look out for a man and an expensive sex toy.  According to police, this was no accident.  The man purposely drove a stolen semi truck into the adult store to steal this particular sex toy.

WFAB is reporting that the sex toy is valued at $800 and describes it as a life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks.  Just like a woman, minus the mouth.  Maybe that is why he wanted it?

Police were able to find the truck, but the perv and the toy made a clean getaway.  I am guessing that toy is not so clean anymore!

Grody!