Pizza Hut Unveils Physically Devastating New Pie ‘The Eff You Pizza’ [VIDEO]

After unleashing pizzas with hot dog, cheeseburger and , most recently, cream cheese and chicken stuffed crusts, Pizza Hut is ready to unleash their most health shattering monster to date -- the Eff You Pizza! The popular chain is upping their game and saying, "to Hell with Diabeetus" with this latest culinary creation. With side effects like "Prolonged Crop Dusting" and dropping deuces in your sleep, you just know it's gotta be good!

The pizza includes, but is not limited to, the following ingredients: Cinnabon Crust, KFC Mashed Potatoes, Nacho Cheese, French Fries, Wendy's Frosty and Flaming Hot Cheetos among other incredibly beneficial health foods. The Eff You Pizza, which clocks in at a whopping 13, 740 calories, is obviously not a real item. But a boy can dream, can't he?

Warning NSFW