Planking is the internet fad of laying flat on your stomach in random places.  Planking is also proof people are stupid.  Watch this idiot almost kill herself all in the name of planking.

Planking is stupid.  If you do it, you deserve to get hurt.  And I'm not talking about like how this chick takes a face-full of oven and then an oven falls on her, I'm talking like people should be allowed to punch plankers.