Don't get me wrong, bowling is a lot of fun and it takes skill, but it's not a sport.  I'm sorry, but it's just not.  For a magnitude of reasons. That shouldn't stop you from joining the Banana Bowling League and   watching this bowling pro, Pete Weber, freak the eff out when he wins his 5th US PBA Open.

Don't get me wrong, competitive people often get caught up in the moment, but come on dude, it's bowling.  I understand that it's your whole life, but it's still just bowling.  If you can drink beer and eat waffle fries with cheese while doing an activity, it's not a sport.  I'd rather watch the spelling bee on ESPN. Also, sweet shades dude.