It's been estimated that 36% of people online at any given moment are watching porn.  Don't get me wrong, porn is great, but it's not really the most accurate representation of how sex works.  Especially in the Asian MILF genre.  Check out what really goes down when you try to bang a Tiger Mom.

Sometimes I forget how funny Conan O'Brien is.  I just never watch his show anymore, but it seems like I should get back on it.  Along with this video, he has a whole series of porno spoofs at Conan.XXX, which I have to assume are just as funny.