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Redneck Talks About Bank Robbery Getaway! YeeHaw!

Dukes of Hazzard
Warner Brothers

Carter Johns was just hanging around with his coonskin hat on gettin’ ready to pull the engine out of his 1981 Monte Carlo when all of a sudden; ‘this car comes around the corner all ‘Dukes of Hazzard’ style, just gettin’ it like Dale Earnhardt Jr. …’ As Waylan Jennings would have said, ‘Them boys are trapped like two foxes in a hen house with a sack fulla eggs.’

Why do reporters always pick the redneck, poorest white-trash they can find to interview? Good ole Carter Jones gets very descriptive words after he witnessed a getaway car who just robbed a bank.

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