Well I bet he did not plan on this!

Viktor Jasinski (32)  attempted to rob a hair salon in Russia.  Boy did he pick the wrong salon (or not?).

The owner turned out to be a black belt in karate and ended up keeping him captive for three days as her sex slave.

The Daily Mail is reporting that the man's plan was to steal cash.  However salon owner Olga Zajac (28) knocked him out with a karate kick.

Zajac then tied him up a blow dryer cord and held him for three days allegedly feeding him Viagra.

Eventually Zajac let him go and he went straight to the police.

When police questioned the karate kicking salon owner she said, quote:

'What a bastard. Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left."

Both of these clowns have been arrested.
I wonder if the guy ever screamed for help?  I doubt it.