Our favorite part real newspeople is how often they unknowingly use suggestive headlines. The latest of those comes from Lansing's The State News, where a headline about a "Sausage Festival" was above a picture of a guy chowing down on a gigantic... well, just click through and see.

Come on, State News. Not only did you run a "Sausage Fest" headline, but you also have a picture of a guy cramming something incredibly phallic into his mouth? That's almost as bad as the Flint Journal's recent "Death Toll Climbs / Free Trip To Flint" double whammy and ABC-12's now infamous boneriffic traffic report. By the way, this is not a picture of Chris Monroe, but we can confirm that he was in attendance.

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