Security Guard Shoots Off His Penis
I would not feel very secure with this security guard on the job. An unidentified 33-year-old guard shot off his own penis. I don't think he would be that hard to identify now- he's the guy missing a penis, DUH!
Police were called to investigate a reported gun shot near a parked car in Trinidad and Tobago. What they found was a man slumped over in the vehicle, bleeding from his crotch. He did indeed shoot off his own penis.
The man was immediately taken to the hospital but no word as of yet if doctors were able to reattach it. To make matters worse (as if there is anything worse than shooting off your penis), the man will face charges because he did not have a handgun license. I guess a De-cocker lever on a gun REALLY means De-cocker!