I always thought condoms were made by elves in trees, but it turns out I was thinking about cookies.  To get the real story on what's protecting your genitals and how they produce over 1 million rubbers day, check this video out.You've gotta be serious when it comes to your penis and keeping it safe, and that's why it's a good thing there are scientists going crazy on rubbers.  I mean they are blowing them up, squeezing them and electrocuting the damn things to keep you STD and kid free.