Everybody knows the best part of waking up with smashing out some bacon.  I'm hoping a recent accident in Illinois that left thousands of pounds of the delicious meat dumped in the freeway doesn't cause any sort of national shortage of bacon.

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I'm sure it was a pain the ass for drivers on I-74 in Morton, Illinois but I think a bacon spill has to be one of the best spills ever.  Can you imagine how good it would smell if it was a hot ass day?  That bacon would be frying on the blacktop, and the homeless and critters of the area would have a feast like none other.

The accident was caused by a dumb ass truck driver who was using the wrong lane and not paying attention.  Unfortunately, all the bacon was destroyed.

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