Assault with a deadly weapon and rape are never jokes, but in this case, they are strange as hell.  Check out the story of a Romanian taxi driver and his Angelina Jolie look alike assailant.

Nicolae Stan of Romainia, a hard working taxi driver claims he was raped at knife point by Luminita Perijoc, a 30-year-old woman who strikes a striking resemblance to Angelina Jolie.  According to Stan, Perijoc forced him to perform oral sex on her, along with unprotected intercourse.  After being forced to climax twice, Stan refused to third go around, which is when Perijoc stabbed him.

Stan claims that he drove Perijoc home in his cab and she asked for help carrying her bags into her apartment.  Police claim the woman's irrational behavior may be due to her recent change in medication.

Source: Daily Mail