Shane: The Story of a Hilarious Walmart Deli Guy Told Through Notes from Management

Shane works at Walmart's deli and thinks "outside of the box." Unfortunately, his brilliance is not appreciated by management, as evidenced by this collection of disciplinary notes documenting Shane's hilarious antics.

We stumbled upon this gallery for the first time today and, despite it being a few months old, we decided it was too good not to share. For the record, we would hire Shane any day of the week. These types of shenanigans are not only accepted here at the Banana -- they're encouraged.

We're not sure how real any of these notes from management are, but they are real funny.