Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.

Shané Van Der Westhuizen is just your average, ho-hum blond South African goddess with a perfect body. How do we know this? Pictures, man. Her sweet, sweet pictures. Just don't ask us to pronounce her name. Seriously, that's a mouthful.

Judging from said pictures, Shané seems to be a pretty down to earth chick... you know, aside from the whole she's-unbelievably-smoking-hot thing she's got going on. She enjoys pizza, margaritas, having fun, and not wearing much at the beach, all of which we have in common. We especially enjoy her not wearing much at the beach.