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Goldfish Crackers Recalled Due to Salmonella Risk
Pepperidge Farm has voluntarily recalled a variety of Goldfish Crackers after one of its ingredient suppliers said that whey powder in a seasoning has been the subject of a recall by the whey powder manufacturer due to the potential presence of Salmonella.
Michigan Man Bitten By Deadly Pet Cobra [VIDEO]
I think to own really cool exotic pets is awesome but not one that can kill with its poisonous venom with a single strike. You're just asking for trouble if you own a deadly cobra and you keep it as a household pet.
Burn Bans in Michigan Due to Extremely Dry Conditions
Last week I was trimming some trees in my yard and was planning to burn all the trimmings this week. I thought that I'd better look and see if there was a burn ban in Grand Blanc before I start burning and sure enough, there is.