Someone Give Me $9,000 for This Life-Size R2-D2 Fridge That Brings You Beer [VIDEO]

Gentlemen, this is the droid you're looking for.

Where would Luke Skywalker be without his co-pilot? He'd be a doing a super legit pancake impression in the dumpster wing of the Death Star... and that's assuming he made it that far in life without everyone's favorite beeping trash can/futuristic Swiss Army knife. Thanks to science, R2 can be your wingman too.

Did I mention you'll need about $9,000 to get one? Yeah, that's a lot, but ask yourself this -- can you really put a price on friendship? Tech Times lists R2's 12-beer capacity as his only weakness, but screw that. 12 beers is plenty for one dude. If your friends want beer they can get their own god damn R2 unit.

Among the self-propelled droids many strengths (beer storage and delivery aside) are movie projection, Wi-Fi, and all the beeps, boops, and flashing lights you'd expect. Much like 'The Force Awakens,' the R2 is available for pre-order in Japan now, but won't ship until December. Let's hope they start shipping to the States soon.